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Rapture Demotivational Poster

MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE - The reason the rapture was canceled

TAGS: randy savage rapture canceled
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - June 1, 2011, 10:57 am
Now I know I'm going to hell for this.
motinet - June 1, 2011, 7:52 am

I think Swampfox shattered the record for most Facebook shares
Swampfox - May 22, 2011, 9:25 pm
I told a buddy that I might be going to hell for this. He said that wasn't true. I was going to hell for thoses other things.
chucknorris3522 - May 22, 2011, 8:24 pm
idk if this is good or bad
TwistedNinjaPirate - May 22, 2011, 5:25 pm
"What'cha gona do, brother?" Apocalypse 2K11, when Macho Man takes on the Son of God! Oh, YEEEAAAHH!!!


TAGS: joplin missouri tornado rapture
Rating: 2.33/5

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champ99 - May 27, 2011, 9:51 am
Glad that you came through unscathed Zook. Yes bad timing, I learned the hard way. Also, as I said earlier, I will be in your area visiting friends and family that I have there in Joplin. Have a great weekend!
Dill - May 26, 2011, 11:03 pm
I "air quote" while I'm talking too. It's so annoying!!
Zook - May 26, 2011, 7:26 pm
As a proud resident of the Joplin, Mo area, I had the same reaction about the rapture being a little late or whatever. Lucky the only thing I lost was my cable. 5L, solid poster, timing is just a bit off.
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 10:36 am
Jeeze, if it offends so many, the mods have my permission to delete it. Even I gave it 1L.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 25, 2011, 7:33 am
I wouldn't say "No" sacred Cows.......
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:33 am
Dill - May 25, 2011, 12:29 am
It seems to me that there are no sacred cows here on Motifake...the world is fair game and I don't people mean to personally disrespect. When I saw this picture the "rapture" was the first thing I thought of... my heart goes out to all those people.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:48 pm

guess he is jealous. words like "***k" & "****" tell me we are dealing with a juvenile
rerun - May 24, 2011, 8:47 pm

that the best you have?
pzykosiz - May 24, 2011, 8:16 pm
bad move dude, bad move
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
redhalo - May 24, 2011, 8:01 pm
Someone needs to rapture your ***k and shove it down your throat. Life is short...and so is your I.Q. and probably your ****.
rerun - May 24, 2011, 7:23 pm

somebody needs a nap, sweet dreams sugerlips.
robomonkey - May 24, 2011, 7:13 pm
Last thing people need right now. Yeah making fun of someone's dead family member is really great to make fun of. Don't just chill, shut it.
tomtom70 - May 23, 2011, 8:42 pm
champ99 - May 23, 2011, 7:00 pm
I have friends and family there also AND am going there this memorial weekend to help them out. Are you? Chill.
rerun - May 23, 2011, 6:42 pm

he did and this is what he came up with. Chill out or find another place to play. We make fun of everything here, life is too short.
rplouv - May 23, 2011, 5:49 pm
REALLY !?!?!?!? Why dont you guys go to Joplin (like my brothers and sisters are) and help with the search & rescue efforts..... It is total destruction, many lives lost and very little if no warning at all... put yourself in there place


TAGS: rapture updates
Rating: 4.7/5

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Master - May 28, 2011, 10:05 am
What if it's the thirty-second, and May is still here?
justme - May 27, 2011, 9:29 am
im still thinking the world will end on the 30th of february
rerun - May 26, 2011, 7:29 pm

The one that has Tuesday in it.
alldayfighter - May 26, 2011, 7:18 pm
hell yeah but which year???


TAGS: jesus oops rapture end earth
Rating: 4.13/5

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ambslashrat - August 8, 2011, 12:57 am
5Ls and jesus totally made the mistake.
whocares0 - May 24, 2011, 10:41 pm
probably rhe only setback from this joke, but thanks.
Master - May 24, 2011, 10:18 pm
Five Lions! (Buuuut: Jesus did not make the mistake...)


TAGS: raptor rapture jurassic hunt fail
Rating: 4.9/5

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5150monkeylove - May 25, 2011, 2:50 am
was prepared for a slight "miscalculation". Since Raptors aren't known for being forgiving, I am packing heat wherever I go...... Just in case. ; )
pzykosiz - May 25, 2011, 1:37 am
crankyhead - May 25, 2011, 12:14 am




TAGS: where s my t shirt rapture survive
Rating: 4.53/5

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dylanklj - May 26, 2011, 12:24 pm
i know, i want to as well!
Reality Lord - May 24, 2011, 4:17 pm

thi5 i5 awe5some. i kinda want to start selling the t-shirt

END OF THE WORLD? - Nope, just the end of your savings account.

TAGS: rapture harold camping
Rating: 4.33/5

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Master - May 24, 2011, 10:22 pm
His "church" (in Oakland, near San Francisco) was locked up, tight. A bunch of people who came from Maryland were extremely disappointed---and ANNOYED.
bassman007 - May 24, 2011, 11:11 am
Ooopss!! Now he says it's going to be Oct 21, 2011 - Forgot to carry the one?
FatherTyme - May 23, 2011, 8:07 pm
I think he just did it for the lulz...


TAGS: rapture iceman look a like
Rating: 4.61/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:52 pm
Kinda a harsh poster considering ICEMAN's love for Jesus.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 30, 2011, 5:51 pm
Yeah, but there's plenty of other hateful words in the bible.....did you know that "whitecrosses" are a type of speed(amphetamine)?.....................words are fun
WhiteCross - November 30, 2011, 6:52 am
The word "rapture" is not in the Bible!
marlygirl - April 29, 2011, 6:25 pm
omg, hilarity!
ICEMAN - April 29, 2011, 6:21 pm
I am at a loss for lions.
rerun - April 3, 2011, 10:25 pm

I am at a loss for words


TAGS: rapture
Rating: 4.45/5

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Reality Lord - July 7, 2011, 10:19 pm


SAVE THE DATE AND PLEASE RSVP - Do not forget about the big "Post Rapture Looting Party"

TAGS: post rapture looting party
Rating: 4.27/5

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rerun - September 30, 2012, 5:03 pm

I wish I had checked back earlier, I had no idea I survived


JOPLIN MO - What happens when Cloud fails to stop Sephiroth.

TAGS: joplin rapture destruction
Rating: 1.92/5

More motifakes by GeneralLeeInsane

M0rd3kaI - March 14, 2012, 10:53 am
I hereby lay my agreement to Pzykosiz as well as Greeny... i.e not a familiar reference and humour... see it, feel it, live it... life is too crap and dull without it...
Greeny - June 8, 2011, 7:29 pm
Ummm, you do realize that this place is about the humor - in everything, right?
Twitch - June 8, 2011, 4:27 pm
I think that if anyone from Joplin (Like myself) saw this they would be offend. Shame on you for taking Humor in others losses of this massive destruction is no laughing matter! You should be forced to help them clean up if you think its so funny!
pzykosiz - May 26, 2011, 6:57 pm
not enough people are gonna get the reference, sorry dude
champ99 - May 25, 2011, 8:06 pm
I gave mine a 1L also. Sorry man, at least you don't have hate mail yet.

you eat -

Screw the Rapture!! -


TAGS: rapture something doesn t look right
Rating: 4.62/5

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Feasibly - May 23, 2011, 7:44 pm
HA! It's about time someone else's monitor got doused besides mine....a beverage alert b***on would come in handy sometimes.
Reality Lord - May 22, 2011, 9:06 pm

dammit...coffee....through the nose....onto the monitor...again.
rerun - May 21, 2011, 7:56 pm

The "smiting" shall start tomorrow, after a hearty bacon breakfast.

RAPTURE - Well, it was a good run. Sorry 'bout the mess.

HELIUM - Not exactly the Rapture but a decent trial run.

JESUS - Wherever he goes, he always leaves a mess.

Feburary 22nd -